Look at your current credit cards. Are any of them lit? NO? I honestly can not understand how I have lived life as long as I have without realizing how much I need an enlightened credit card in my life. Thank goodness, curators of all things lighten up, Razer is here to save the day.
There is only one catch: it is only available in Singapore. And even then, only for the first 1337 people who signed up for it – a list I’m sure has already been filled. But even if I can ‘t get one, I still want to talk about it, because it’s the most useless cool I’ve seen this week.
To begin with, calling it a “credit card” is a bit of a stretch – it’s a prepaid card. However, it comes with some benefits, such as 5 percent back on Razer products and 1 percent on other things. Who cares about cashback, though. This card lights up.
It’s a black card with a glowing green Razer logo in the top corner. And every time it’s used to make a contactless payment, that logo lights up its green ass just like some kind of … glowing troll. Do gnomes glow? I bet they would if Razer did them. But yeat – a glowing green logo, right there on your card. You can not say that you are not jealous. Well, you Can tell me, but I do not believe in you. I wish my bank had this.
It’s just a shame you can not change the colors of the card with Razer Chroma. Now it should really be something. There is also a standard black version for people who hate fun – or a virtual card for, I do not know, those who use the Razers Pay app (which is also not available outside Singapore).
Unfortunately, there is no word on whether this card will ever be available in places outside Singapore. But if it’s ever coming to the US, get Ima one so that everyone in the blink of an eye can be like “hot damn, did you see that guy’s ignition card? It’s the dumbest cool thing I’ve ever seen!”
Yes it is.
Razer via The Verge